it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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