what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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