Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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