Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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