just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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