Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Let's get the cat blown out
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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