I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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