people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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