He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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