I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
