Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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