Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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