My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Randomize
