I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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