why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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