So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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