BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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