My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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