Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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