DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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