Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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