you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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