accomplished twins. life is a go
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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