Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
The air taste purple.
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