I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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