...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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