He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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