just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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