I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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