he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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