he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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