We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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