We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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