it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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