take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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