Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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