This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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