Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize