butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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