Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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