ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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