he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
this boner is exhausting
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
