What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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