Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
We’re leaving where are you
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