so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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