check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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