i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
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