i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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