I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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