it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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