I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
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That's how twitter works, right?
Acid is not a monday night drug
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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