i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
try to milk me bitch
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