The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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