i think i have herpe
just one?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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