You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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