i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
this will be a night to untag.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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