So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Randomize
